If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
Never trust an emergency electrician with no eyebrows.
My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.
“How hard can it be?” he said.
I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.
I told them it was a death trap.